What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:10
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
-mwahh
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”